|How to make a Kev
3 parts jealousy
5 parts brilliance
1 part leadership
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
Jealousy? Sadness? No way. And I hate salt...
Then later, I tried it in lowercase:
|How to make a kev
5 parts friendliness
5 parts humour
1 part instinct
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!
Much better...now for the formal name:
|How to make a Kevin
3 parts friendliness
1 part courage
5 parts ego
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!
This is mostly OK, but...five parts ego?? You gotta be kidding. Incidentally, entering "kevin" with a small K yielded five parts pride, one part "humour" and one part instinct.
Dingus's turned out way better than mine did, though we all had a laugh over the heavy concentration of "beauty" used in the making of a Dingus. I think I'll come back and try again in a few days, since they seem to change after a while.