Tuesday, April 26, 2016

(College) Kids Say the Darnedest Things About Movie Titles

The discussion of films came up in a recent combo rehearsal... ME: I don't go to the movies all that often, but I do want to see the two new jazz movies that are out [meaning the Miles Davis and Chet Baker biopics] KID: Oh, are you talking about that "Drumlash" thing? (I assured him that it wasn't that, nor was I talking about the similar nonexistent movie called "Whipline.")

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

The Wisdom of Greeting Cards...

From one I just sent to my aunt: "Being one day older only matters if you're a banana."