Sunday, November 29, 2015
Churchgoers Say the Darnedest Things
Many of you know that I play saxophone in the worship band at my church. This morning, I was greeted in the
hallway by an elderly lady who said,"Good morning, Mr. Hornblower." (I guess she felt that she didn't know me well enough to call me "Horatio.')
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Kids Say the Darnedest Things When Describing Large Objects
I was talking to a kid in the band hall recently, when another kid walked by carrying a huge bass clarinet case...
KID: That bass clarinet case is taller than most girls.
ME : It is pretty tall.
KID: It's taller than people!
ME: Girls are people too.
KID: I was just going for a broader spectrum.
KID: That bass clarinet case is taller than most girls.
ME : It is pretty tall.
KID: It's taller than people!
ME: Girls are people too.
KID: I was just going for a broader spectrum.
Tuesday, November 03, 2015
Kids Say the Darnedest Things About Why It Took So Long to Get to Their Lesson
Today's reason: "I had to bring a robot to class."
(It turns out this was true; one of his classmates is too sick to come to school, so he has a robot "attending" class for him, and it was my student's job today to navigate the robot to its next class.)
(It turns out this was true; one of his classmates is too sick to come to school, so he has a robot "attending" class for him, and it was my student's job today to navigate the robot to its next class.)
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