- A Croatian farmer was killed by a falling cow. (And I'm pretty sure he didn't get to yell "run away!" like they did in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.)
- Down in San Antonio, a man called the cops to report that something had been stolen: his marijuana.
- In some places, you're not even safe in the afterlife; a woman in Rio de Janeiro was hit by a stray bullet while lying in her casket.
- And finally, darn those whippersnappers; according to a survey of teenage Internet users, not only is instant messaging the way to go, but e-mail is for old people.
QUOTE OF THE DAY: "I fell out of my top bunk this morning, and I think some of my brains leaked out."--yet another funny student, in a lesson today.