It's a New School Year, and Kids Are Already Saying the Darnedest Things

This morning, a beginner was looking ahead in the book...

KID: So when I get to the duet down there, how am I gonna do that? Will I be playing along with a recording or something?

ME: *scratches goatee* Hmm...I wonder where in the world we might find another person who plays saxophone, who could do the other part...

(The kid figured it out at that point.)