Kids Say the Darnedest Things About Food, Part 2

Somehow, the subject of restaurants came up this morning...

KID: I want to go try that new place that's coming to Rockwall--Four Man, I think it's called?
ME: You mean Five Guys?
KID: Yeah, I knew it was some sort of male thing.

Kids Say the Darnedest Things About the Obvious, Part 2

Kids say the darnedest things about the obvious, even if it isn't actually obvious to them.
KID (headed toward our lesson): Hang on a minute; I have to go get my neckstrap.
ME: Umm, dude...you're already wearing it.