I'm not sure how I forgot this yesterday, as I always like to post "funny kid" stories. Here's one from this week:
ME: OK, let's move on to the etudes; we're done with scales...OK, we're not really done with scales forever--just for today.
KID: No, no, I like the first idea. I'm done with scales! I'm done with scales forever!
ME: So you're breaking up with scales?
KID: It's not them; it's me.
Again, maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was funny.