Yet Another Friday Cornucopia

Once again, a list of the things I haven't had time to blog about this week:

• Best headline of the week so far: Cops complaining about cops writing cops tickets.


• Next-best headline of the week so far: Man Smuggled Iguanas In Fake Leg.


• Best headline of last week that I forgot to blog: Police Pull Over Batgirl, Find Marijuana. (By the way, "Batgirl" turned out to be a guy in a costume.)


• What was purported to be the World Burrito Eating Championship was held last weekend; the winner, "Eater X," downed 10 3/4 burritos in just under twelve minutes. (I wonder how he would have done on our 2BC (a two-Chipotle burrito challenge) back in the day


• A prison inmate, in an effort to protest his diet, attached a hard-boiled egg to some documents headed for court. The judge responded with some "Green Eggs and Ham"-style prose.


• Talk about some serious Cubs fans: A Indiana couple has named their newborn son Wrigley Fields.


• Advice for the criminally insane: If you're going to burst into an apartment with the intention of attacking your former friend with a Samurai sword, it's best not to go into the wrong apartment.


• And finally, check out this cool corn maze in Minnesota.

Tomorrow, we'll talk about music again.