ACTUAL NEWSPAPER CLASSIFIEDS:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
FOUND: DIRTY LITTLE WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been outdoors
for awhile.........better be reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE Call Stephanie.
and the best one...
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1000 or best offer. No longer
needed. Just got married last month. Wife knows everything.
(Courtesy of my fraternity brother Marc, one of my generous hosts on the '03 New Orleans Bowl trip. Oddly enough, my other host that night, also named Marc, had emailed it to him before that.)
The big bands are back: Another semester of Lab Band Night at the Syndicate started with the One O'Clock last night, which means that The Hang™ has returned to its usual location for a while. One of the cool things was that, up until the second-to-last chart, everything that the One played all night was something I'd played before (that penultimate tune was a new composition from Lab 2004, so obviously I haven't gotten to play it yet). It was totally packed, and, for the second time in as many Lab Band Nights (going back to the end of last semester, of course), they played "Machito" to close out the night. Good times...