World geography, from the mind of a sixth-grader:
(During a lesson, I have just taken a few seconds to adjust the day/date function on my watch, since there's no November 31. The student notices what I'm doing.)
KID: Your watch shows the date? That's cool. (Looks at watch.)
ME: What's really cool is the place where I bought it.
KID: Where's that?
KID: Switzerland...that's in Germany, right?
And of course, this reminded me of the summer when I went to Switzerland and procured said watch; many of the students I taught at the time, after being advised of my absence for the trip, asked me if I was going to have to learn to "speak Swedish" to go over there.
(Pardon the rerun if you're my friend on Facebook, but I've been blogging funny kid stuff for years.)