I got this message in an email today; at least it relates to my occupation, even if it misspells the last name of me and my theoretical wife: "Mrs.McHerney I fought the website to practice my instrument can you send it to me Please and thank you"
(I'm glad to know the
spammer "fought the website," because it's always good when the site has
spam protection in place. And was this person really expecting "Mrs. M"
to send them an instrument, now that they've found a "practice