As my students pick their solos and turn in their forms, I always check to make sure they've contacted an accompanist as well...
ME: So are you using someone on the list?
KID: No, it's someone from my church.
ME: Ahh yes, the proverbial Nice Lady from Church. (I've found that
many students use the Nice Lady from Church rather than people on the
list at school; said lady tends to be either really good or just
awful--very few in-betweens.)
KID: Yeah, but it's a dude.
ME: That's right--you told me that. The Nice Dude from Church, then.
KID: He's nice-ish, but he has his Ph.D in music, so I hope he's not too pushy about everything.