My district is now requiring students to wear ID badges on lanyards at all times while at school, and one of the schools, after a long roll-out, is going live with the process on Monday. In anticipation of the event, an assistant principal made a very (unintentionally?) amusing announcement this morning.
PRINCIPAL: So you guys get on Twitter, or whatever it is you do, and remind yourselves to wear your IDs starting on Monday.
(This made both the kid I was teaching and myself laugh uproariously.
But at least the principal didn't call it "the Twitter," like someone
much older and less internet-savvy would have done.)
KID: I don't even have a Twitter! I have enough trouble with Facebook and Instagram...