After a kid accidentally left a note completely out of a measure in the music he was working on today, he exclaimed, "Oh, my weirdness!"
told him that was the second-funniest thing I'd ever heard a kid say in
that situation. The funniest? A Southern belle-type girl who always used
to say "Oh, my land!" after her mistakes...which eventually devolved
into "Oh, Mylanta!" (Maybe her mistakes were giving her digestive