The subject was people messing up when someone else was in the room...
ME: I don't really get the whole thing of people getting nervous
playing in front of me, though. I mean, especially compared to some
people in my profession, I'm not exactly the scariest person out there.
KID: Yeah, but you do kinda look like Chuck Norris.
ME: I do? I've never heard that before.
KID: Oh, you should.
(Do I really remind any of you of Chuck Norris? I don't see it. But if
so, that's a big step up from the days when I wore glasses and didn't
have a goatee, and looked like Bill Gates.)