As noted earlier, I always ask my students if they're going someplace exciting for the break. One kid came up with this gem...
KID: I'm going to Arkansas to go squirrel hunting!
ME: But you don't really need to go so far away to do that, do you?
Couldn't you just sit out back and pick 'em off the utility wires?
KID: The ones here eat junk. We go where the tasty squirrels are.