...and sometimes the teacher responds in kind. Yesterday morning, the kid I was about to
teach was staring at himself in the mirror and fretting over a pimple he
hadn't seen before...
KID: Aaaaaah! Where did this come from? I probably have some awful disease.
ME: Yeah, you've probably contracted West Nile. [feigning sad face] It's been nice knowing you...
KID: Yeah, and by now, it's changed into swine flu.
ME: Right...because you were just standing outside, and a pig came up and bit you.
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